do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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