so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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