? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I am available for nakedness
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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