come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Randomize
