Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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