if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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