Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
