Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize