I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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