sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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