chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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