My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
