We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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