I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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