Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
you made out with another girl for some wings
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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