He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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