so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
