what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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