guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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