2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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