It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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