I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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