But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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