real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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