People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
