i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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