I cockslap morals
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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