Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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