halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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