guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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