Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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