Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Randomize
