So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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