he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
