he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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