Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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