I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
