At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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