I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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