..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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