doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't think brook has ever known best
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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