I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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