Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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