I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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