i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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