Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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