It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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