Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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