We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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