He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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