I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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