Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Randomize