She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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