D3 body, D1 cock
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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