ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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