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(845): View more from New York

forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.

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(217): View more from Illinois

he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"

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(801): View more from Utah

We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.

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(541): View more from Oregon

He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.

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Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.

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(214): View more from Texas

That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?

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