If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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